Have you ever:
Climbed a tree? A very small tree
Taken a quiz? Yes
Failed a test? Hmmm...I failed the test but the extra credit was worth about twenty points. I got 150% on the extra credit (a short essay on the uncertainty principle in quantum theory...the only part of physics I actually understood!) and ended up with a seventy something percent. So I guess I have failed a test?
Sent a text message? Of course
Eaten food? No. What do you think I am - human?
Finished a book you hated? Unfortunately. I hate you Grapes of Wrath. Your fertile and wonderful soil is NOT fantastic enough for you to go on and on and on about for a whole chapter!
Been to Disney Land/World? Yes.
Gone to a foreign country? Only Mexico
Hurt someone? Yes
Killed a person? Not that I know of. I suppose something I have done in the past could have caused a butterfly effect type death on someone. Something like me accidentally cutting a person off while driving and putting them in a bad mood so that when they were stuck behind a slow car, they merged into the oncoming lane to pass it, not noticing the small car coming around the turn before they crashed into it, killing both drivers instantly...Somehow I don't feel like that is what the question is asking however.
Stolen something? I admit it, the jellybean when I was four was not mine. But it was just sitting there in its case so pink and bean-y...
Balanced a spoon on your nose? No
Snorted something? Air...We were all supposed to act like pigs on a field trip to a farm. The teachers told us that if we made pig sounds, the pigs would come over to be fed. Turns out the teachers just wanted to laugh at a bunch of second graders crawling around on all fours and oinking.
Gotten high? No
Imitated an animal? Hehe..Yesterday...I was being a dressage horse to try to get my horse to copy me. It didn't work, of course. He just looked at me like I was a freak. So, back to real training methods now.
Sent a chainletter? No! I hate those. Do you know how many times I am supposed to have died by now? Not to mention all the love/cupcakes/money that is supposed to have disappeared by now.
Used photoshop? Yes. I love my photoshop..even though it is old and slow and I really want CS3
Made a photobucket account? Yes, but I am more of a Flickr person
Used flash? Yes
Created a comic? Yes
Had a funny dream? Yes. But I won't tell you about it because it was also quite disturbing.
Slapped someone? Yes. They licked me and I am a germaphobe so this was like...I don't even know but it was bad. EWW
Bought an mp3? Yes
Lied to your parents? Who hasn't?
Stuck a bucket over your head? Erm..Yes. I don't know why. And then I walked around on my horse singing songs.
Gotten your tongue stuck on something frozen? An ice cube and a very cold glass
Eaten/swallowed a tooth? Yes. Stupid Oreo cookie. I actually wrote the tooth fairy a letter explaining where my tooth had gone.
Been held back? No
Thought of dropping out? Yes, but not seriously. I decided to graduate early instead...It looks better when applying to college.
Stuck a pencil between your upper lip and nose? Yes
Used a webcam? Yes
Kissed someone of the same gender? EW. No
Kissed someone of the opposite gender? No..Boys have cooties!! Germaphobe thing again.
Stayed up all night? Yes
Gone a week without sleep? No. The longest was three days.
Done CPR? On a dummy
Gotten an STD? No
Had the chicken pox? Yes. I was spotty
Put tape on your mouth? Yes. And then I try to talk and only make weird noises...this provides hours of entertainment.
Had a pillow fight? Yes
Broken a bone? I break my toe quite often. I am not the most graceful person and am constantly tripping over things. Poor little pinky toe doesn't stand a chance against pool tables, lamp stands, and clothes irons that are actually made of iron.
Sprained an ankle? No
Used a wheelchair? Only for fun. The hospital people get mad though
Used crutches? Only for fun, again. The school gets mad at you. So does your PE teacher when you tell him you can't play flag football because you broke your foot.
Taken a non prescribed drug? I tried taking Advil once but I can't swallow without chewing so it didn't work
Seen a panda in real life? (Red pandas count) Yes. But only in the zoo
Sent a virus? Not that I am aware of
Wanted to be a vampire? No...I will stick to apples and rice...No blood for me! Ick.
Wanted to be a unicorn? Not a unicorn. I wanted to be a pegasus when I was younger. With magical pony powers.
Hit your head? Yes...Are you implying something?
Tripped in public? Yes, all the time.
Scared the living shit out of someone? Only once
Been scared to death? I don't think so...
Gone over rail road tracks right after a train passed? No
Sang a solo? Not unless you count the Bucket Incident
Done a jigsaw puzzle? Yes! I love puzzles
Fallen out of a tree? No
Snuck out of the house? Yes
Skipped school? Yes
Smoked? No. It smells terrible and there is no point to it
Got drunk? No
Played poker? Yes...I lost all my potato chips
Seen a man flying on a pig with 20 eyes and 80 legs while whistling Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park backwards? No, I can't say that I have...
Used a bow and arrow? I tried during camp one year...That string is so stiff!
Shot a gun? Yes. But only at paper targets
Seen a pig fly? No
Used profanity? Not really
Asked a stupid question? Yes
Walked into the wrong classroom? Almost. I opened the door, saw the teacher, and closed it again.
Cheated on someone? No
Spoken pig Latin? Away ewfay imestay. Iway amway otnay eryvay oodgay
Learned another language fluently? Kind of...I can write it but I can't speak it due to my complete lack of accent
Broken a promise? Yes